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To the readers .

A brief precursor introduction of this site states the following:

To humanity today:

The following blog website gives an appropriate summary of modern transport devices , as well as their basic functions, and how such transport inventions on earth today  intertwine with the rest of life presently for humanity in this present existence and formation of this existence:

Just for the appropriate sake of record:::

Now, on that note'

To the readers of this website:

I begin this blog website in this manner:::

Do corrupt government officials on earth today ridiculously hypocritically force their citizens to go in ridiculous circles and get no where properly in issues which pertain to basic God given rights assigned to humans in this life?

Let us evaluate that question .

What do the facts of this life say the answer to that question is on earth presently?

Let’s note the following on that note:

Just for the appropriate sake of record;

Their appears to be serious problems with humanity dishonoring what Jesus says in Matthew 5:17-20 and instead making their own laws on earth in this specific existence…

Which obviously applies to all generations of man in this existence.

Including recent ones  and this present generation  of mankind.

What am I talking about?

Let me explain this subject in this manner addressed.

To the readers of this website:

For example.

First off.

Let us begin with this:

Did you know that it is illegal for a woman in New Orleans to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it?

Now that is just one of what I have discovered to be numerous,,,

 , I would go as far as to say , "'" quite idiotic'"""man made laws presently instituted on earth which clearly make no rational sense at all.

And I have discovered that this is a problem likewise because such corrupt clearly idiotic manmade laws interweave and interject with basic human dignity as well as with basic  human rights in  all aspects of life presently in this existence.

Which causes injustices to prevail throughout mankind in this existence.

In all aspects of life.

And 

One of those aspects of life just    for the record, being laws which pertain to laws which relate to proper  transportation rules and regulations on earth.

Too.

Which, just for the sake of record, is a subject which I cover in the early posts attached to this blog website I am addressing here.

, 

And on that note?

I must state this:::

To the readers of this blog website.

Briefly, before addressing the following website, I would assume that the following matter requires clarification.

And that matter  is simply this.

Bono lawyers in Canada.

In a certain matter I refer to at the beginning of this site ?

I spoke with a variety of so called bono lawyers for years on such a subject, 

In this specific topic I am presently referring to in particular,,,

to see if such lawyers could assist my situation I give referrals to in this site.

 In  addressing a certain subject for me before Canadian courts.

And on that note? For the record?

Every bono lawyer I spoke with on such a matter , told me they did not handle cases which relate to suspensions in the ministry of transportation.

Specific.

And such bono lawyers were adamant on the matter.

They could not assist me in such a matter:

"""""Suing the ministry of transportation in Canada for enforcing and endorsing total hypocritical corruptions galore…

Yes.

Summarizing the facts of this subject properly…

Suing and rebuking corrupt government officials for libel and bribery and extortion …

Suing and rebuking all corrupt police officers on earth for enforcing corrupt laws which make no sense.

Summarizing facts properly in this subject in images videos as well as words.

At least the ones I spoke with said that specifically.

So?

Just so the reader is aware, I already sought out that option and  exhausted that option.

The

Bono lawyers I spoke with advised me it wasn't their policy to take on cases that directly involve suspensions with specifically the Canadian ministry of transportation.

Now, that said?on that note, I suppose I should begin this website as follows.

To begin this website,

To the readers of this website.

I begin this website with the following """

A conversation I engaged in in an email with someone named  Bill.

Worded as follows.

Dear bill, please note that the government did the following to me.

Worded as follows:

"""""""'"The government did this to me?

What I address here?
In this website .
Ridingbikey.blogspot.com
So I could never work?
I had a job available.
The Canadian government did that?
So I could be denied my right as a Canadian citizen to work?

What is wrong with the government .
Bill?
Who are they?
I mean truly?
They should pay me two million in compensation.


 

They told me it was a mistake on their part.
On a variety of occasions.
They said, " it appears your right about this, Mr linker.

O my yes.

Yes, it appears you are correct.

But, unfortunately the law says, once your licence has been suspended, it's filed in the system .
And the only way you can get it back is by either paying the twelve hundred you owe in bicycle fines or , you have to go to a court of law and explain our mistake to a judicial judge.""'
We can't correct our mistake regarding your driver's licence: even though we're clearly in the wrong and infringing on your human rights and even though we're clearly criminals for illegally suspending your driver's licence:

So your technically unjustly  fucked up your ass Mr linker.

Courtesy of our hypocritical error.

That's technically what they said .
Bill.
Now,

I had a job available.
At the time.
That required a g licence !
I even proved that to many government officials.

And I proved it to the courts.
In a variety of ways.

Including regarding what is addressed in this link.

https://abc-christmas.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-real-thing-about-this-information-i.html?m=1

I even said to them, " listen.
Even though you've clearly broken the law by suspending my licence illegally on your part I'm willing to pay the bicycle  fines I owe.
If you just let me work.

Then Bill said this to me.

"""""'the government is useless, arrogant and sometimes evil """""'

'""""""Not having them compensate me for this is ridiculous.
It's clearly hypocrisies galore.

The many troubles I suffered for their mistake .

And all the technically unnecessary trouble I gave my mother and father over this.
When I could have avoided being a horrific  financial problem to my dad.
Over the years.


 

All they had to do was simply correct their mistake.

They admitted it was their mistake.

So I could work.
And be a useful Canadian citizen

What kind of absolutely crazy law says they can't fix their mistake because it's already filed in.the computer system?

What sort of ridiculous nonsense law is that? 

And that idiotic judge said to me , in his own courtroom, he wasn't gonna give me justice in this matter unless I paid a devilish lawyer who mocks Matthew 5:17, money to defend me?

That's clearly extortion on the part of that idiot judge. 

So I tried legal aid.
And other avenues.

They all told me,because I wasn't a criminal but rather innocent, I wasn't entitled to get a lawyer through legal aid!??

If I was a murderer though?
Then I'm allowed that right???

Hello????

Wtf??

Bill?
If I get these Canadian evil government joksters into a court of law on this?

I'll easily sue them completely rationally on my part for millions of dollars.

Hardships.
Anxietys
Sufferings.
Do you know the doctors that were evaluating my mom , while she was dying in agony from some apparently somewhat supposedly unknown aren't, told me, they were fairly sure they could save my mother from what she was dying from ?

In an American hospital?
But it cost money.
So they said
If I had the money to save my mother from the pain she was going through then I could save her:

But if I didn't then my mom.would continue to die in agony at the university hospital in London?

So I said, well,the Canadian government illegally took my driver's licence away and is preventing me from working .
So presently my Canadian rights are being infringed upon in that regard.

So I quess my mom.must die in total agony for now.

 

I meant to write "Unknown ailment'"
The doctors told me she was dying from some unknown ailment.
The computer changed the word to "'arent?
Why would the computer do that?

Whatever,.


So anyways  that was a lot of fun  

They also sent me on a few wild goose chases.
Regarding this.
One was Toronto.
The other Hamilton.

And wasted my time and money that way too.
Aw yes.
They even told me I could get justice if I went toontreal.
Montreal:
So I did.
despite not having the money to do so?
Because the government was illegally  preventing me from working?
I still borrowed money from a preacher to go to

Montreal to talk to anombudsman about this.

But when I got there?

The Ombudsman in Montreal said,"" """sorry.sir
The Ontario government officials gave you the wrong information.

So they deliberately wasted my time and money there too.

Anyone in their right mind would say they should compensate me for that too.

And I worked it out on paper.
Bill
In 1999 they did this .

So?

17 dollars an hour.

Plus double over time on the moving job I had.

Four years ago I worked out the number
Regarding lost wages I've incurred.

Four years ago it was 1. 3 million dollars.

I wonder if these government officials would like it if that was done to them?

By way of Luke 6:31 or Matthew 7:12.
For example

I still have the court papers and documents and also computer links to prove I'm right in these matters.
Bill.
But I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of waiting for justice.
 

They weren't exactly impolite.
Bill.
Those doctors that told me that.

They were very calm.
And respectful.
When they said an American hospital could probably save my mom.
From what was ailing her.

But?

Bill?

Regardless?

You know what I should have said to those doctors when they said that to me?
I should have sarcastically mimicked them actually in a third person mimick.

Actually.


By sarcastically saying this.

"'So your mother will die in complete agony !
Kerry!
Because the Canadian government wants her to die in agony!
Because she's been a decent Christian lady who raised you in the Christian faith and fed and nurses you.!

And the Canadian government hates Christian ladies who are honorable like that!
So kill her!
Kill her!

Kill, kill, kill her!!!
You have no money to help your mother with this operation?
Do you Kerry?

Because the Canadian government prevents you from working?
Because the canadian government wants your mother to die in total agony!
HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAAAA!"""""" 

Cool.
On the Canadian  governments part.

Eh?

Perhaps the child I was going to assist died of starvation because those Canadian government idiots did that to me.

Wonderful!

Assholes!

 
Do you Kerry?

Because the Canadian government prevents you from working?
Because the canadian government wants your mother to die in total agony!
HAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAAAA!"""""

And If the following statement matters before Jesus?
Bill?
I wish to also state this.
On this matter.
Just for the appropriate sake of record.
Just as I was getting ready to start work with the moving company, because I had just passed my driver's test to advance to my g licence, I was making plans to begin making payments to a charity to assist a child in Ethiopia.

But it didn't start because the government illegally took my licence from me to prevent me from assisting that child in Ethiopia.
Cool.
On the Canadian  governments part.

Eh?

Perhaps the child I was going to assist died of starvation because those Canadian government idiots did that to me.

Wonderful!

Assholes!

 

'"""and since I'm summarizing this craziness Bill?

I my'd as well clarify this fact too.

The government let me drive with the lesser valued  licence by myself on my dad's insurance in my dad's car.
For 4 and a half years.
Before I passed my g licence.
And the guy who was hiring me said a g licence was required for me to work with him.

So?

I drive by myself iny dad's car legally for 4 years?!
With a lesser valued licenceincanada?


And that's okay?
With the Canadian government?

On a licence that won't allow me to work?

You see the craziness here?

I got a perfect driving record.

For four years.

And the Canadian government rewards me with driving respectfully and perfectly by suspending my licence?

So I can't work?

And support myself?

Wtf!!!

 

""""'They don't suspend me from driving by myself on Canadian roads for bicycle fines on a lesser valued driver's licence ?

And I'm permitted to drive on a lesser valued licence for four years?
On a licence that won't let me work?

Legally?

In Canada?

But when I get the drivers  licence that will allow me to work to earn money and pay my bicycle
fines they then suspend my licence?

So I can't work so I can pay the fines they want me to pay them ?

What am I living here in Canada in a crazy Twilight zone ?

Do you see this twilight zone insanity?

Bill

"""""'it's crazy and wrong what they did to you. Sorry man.'""""""

"""""""'I needed to clarify those facts.
Out of frustration. For now...
Just for the record.
But either way ,,,
Thank you Bill"""""""""'

"""'"I understand just needing to let it out. You're welcome and have a good afternoon  🙏"""""'

'"""""They won't give me legal aid.
So I can get a lawyer to represent me so I can get justice in this case.


Because I'm innocent of any  crime.
Here.

And it's the entire government of Canada whose majorly guilty here of extortion, perjury  and bribery too.

In regards to how they have dealt with my case regarding my driver's licence.

That's totally obvious.

And bribery extort ion and perjury are felonies...
So they refuse to give me legal aid too so I can get a lawyer and then get justice here in this matter and they won't face me in a court of law unless I have a lawyer to represent me in this matter.

For the record,
The Canadian government only helps criminals and devilish  thieves and rapists and murderers etc  who don't have money in that regard and that way.
Regarding giving criminals lawyers for free.

Yet they do not
give me that legal aid  assistance because I'm not a criminal in my court matter.

I'm trying to get justice and the courts told me they won't give me justice at all in the matter of my driver's licence  unless I first pay a devilish  lawyer who Defies Matthew 5:17-20 money .

Then maybe they'll give me justice.

Maybe?

These court officials and government officials actually said that to me in Canadian  courts.

While such court officials lied in court about the true ramifications of my case in numerous matters which pertain to Canadian laws.

Which all ounts to such Canadian court officials clearly
being guilty of extortion , forgery of real  court documents,,, as well as  bribery and perjury.
Those are all felonies these court officials have clearly  clously deliberately committed against me in my court matters regarding my driver's licence.

Enough is enough!

Someone help me hire a lawyer to take these hypocritical Canadian court officials to court on this matter.

For the sake of justice.

I rationally will sue such monsters for four million dollars.

And look at the facts of this case?

You'd have to be a satanic becile to rule against me in such a case!

Whoever helps me get these crazy monster court officials into a court of law?

On this serious matter?

I'll give them half my settlement .

And I'm gonna sue for four million dollars .

That's two million  dollars to whoever helps me get a lawyer.

In.this matter.

Work it out on paper.

That's a lot of money.
Way more then what the lawyer will cost.



Whoever helps me with this?
They probably get a free two million dollars at the end of my court case.


But at least one million I'm betting.

Look at the facts of this case!

You'd have to be a  mentally retarded ostrich not to give me such a compensation in such a case!

That's totally and completely obvious.

Anyone in their right mind could see that!

Holy jesus
,,,,,,,,,..


 

I'm gonna get the monsters into court somehow.
Bill.
But they won't face me unless I have a lawyer.
Okay.
Whoever helps me with a lawyer then gets half my settlement.
I'll sign  over half my settlement in a legal paper proceeding before the court case starts.

Whoever gets me a lawyer gets half my settlement.

Which will probably be 3 or four million.

Pure and simple. 

If

 you know anyone?

Let them know?
Bill.
Tell them I'll just give them half mysettlement.
Which will probably be about three or four million bucks.


Have a good night on that note Bill.
And
Blessings to you in christ 

I now close this post with the following.

June 4th 2024. 

An elaboration on my most recent bicycle ride to the date of this post.

Posted above:

Happy cycling time:

5 am.

Start time .

Odometer read

137.87 kilometres 

9 pm 

Finishing time.

Odometer reads 

338.20.

So, just over 200 kilometres bicycled yesterday.

I did the ride on the spur of the moment.

Woke up a 4 am.

And checked forcast.

The forecast said 11 kilometres winds til 11 am.

Then the wind would be 16 kilometres.

Ride out there was generally okay.

Not too windy.

Smooth.

With a few stops because I like checking abandoned houses.

It thrills me.

And I found three on this bike ride.

Totally overgrown brush.

Hard to even get to their doors.

But I did.

But anyways

 the ride back was hard.

On longwoods road.

The wind felt like 20 at times.

When it's that windy and your riding into the wind?

It's hard.

Can't be certain if the bike is working properly when the wind is strong like that.

But anyways I made it.

Just over 200 kilometres.

I made sure of it.

The odometer was at 190 kilometres when I got home.

But i

 peddled around up Waterloo Street til I got to 200

Back sore.

Feet sore.

Legs sore.

Body sore.

Yesterday's bike ride led to sores.

So?

I 'm not soaring today .

Lol… .

Ooo out of deference?

To the reader?

Just for the appropriate sake of record?

Just so you know?

.on longwoods road?

Their are peculiar cows that resemble kings.

I saw strange cows .

That "'in the head part looked like lions'"on this bicycle trip.

They had lion heads.

They ran from me when I approached them.

Then the farmer came out of the house with a wild paniced look in his eyes.

I said, "' woe nut job. . Woe. Be calm.

Be calm Mr nut job farmer .

It's okay.

I'm only looking at your strange cows.

I'm going now.

Be calm.

calm.

Mr nut job.

Be calm.

It's okay""'

I said to the nut job  farmer.

He stared at me with an alarmed look in his eyes.

On that note 

Looking at me in a crazed manner and staring at me totally wildly.

Very peculiar indeed.

I considered this.

The look in his eyes .

eyes.

On that note 

Looking at me in a crazed manner and staring at me totally wildly.

Very peculiar indeed.

I considered this.

And wondered if he was a deranged lunatic?

.

Then I got on my bicycle and peddled away

1225 highway 21. Heading towards Dresden from thamesville: that's as far as I got yesterday.

Then I went home.

So that's a summary of my bicycle ride to thamesville Ontario on June 4th 2024.

I hope the readers enjoyed reading about my bike ride yesterday.

I now close this post with a description of this video.

Attached below:

Crazy silly cows. They probably think I'm crazy. But their the crazy ones.  Right?  I think? But their not crazy enough to pedal a bicycle 200 kilometres in boiling heat: so maybe I'm the one whose crazy?
Maybe?   

                              Dumb Laws (List)

  Alabama:

  • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

• Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.

• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

• You may not drive barefooted.

• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Alaska:

• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.

• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.

• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. • Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

Arizona:

• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

• Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.

• Hunting camels is prohibited.

• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash with it until it is all used up.

Arkansas:

• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. • Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

• Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"

• In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue light bulbs.

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                              California:

• Baldwin Park: 

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

• Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor); Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

• Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

• In California it is illegal to have caller ID

• In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices.

• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

• Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

• It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

• Women may not drive in a house coat.

Colorado:

• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

• Cripple Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

• Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; it is illegal to mistreat

rats; you may not drive a black car on Sundays.

• In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."

• It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.

• In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."

• Pueblo: It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

• Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Connecticut:

• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.

• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces

• Balloons with advertising on them are illegal in Hartford, Conn.

• Bloomfield, Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car.

• Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

• Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

• Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. • You may not educate dogs.

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                              Delaware:

• Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday. • In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.

District of Columbia:

• In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

• It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia.

• The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.

Florida:

• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

• Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.

• Hialeah: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

• In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.

• In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.

• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Georgia:

• Acworth: All citizens must own a rake.

• Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

• Gainesville: Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

• It is illegal in Georgia to use profanity in the presence of a corpse.

• In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

• Jonesboro: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

• Marietta: Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

Hawaii:

• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

• Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird.

• In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.

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                              Idaho:

• Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

• Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle.

• Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illinois:

• A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

• According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".

• Des Plaines: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

• Eureka: A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

• Evanston: Bowling is forbidden; It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween; It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. • Homer: It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer.

• In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

• In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera

• Kirkland: Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets. • Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

• Kenilworth: A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow; Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.

• Normal: It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

• You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation.

Indiana:

• "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.

• All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.

• Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.

• South Bend: It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

• Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

• Beech Grove: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.

• Citizens are not allowed to attend a cinema or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

• It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

• Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

• If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

• No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

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                              Iowa:

• A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

• In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

• In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."

Kansas:

• In Kansas City, KS, saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase "blessed be his name," can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents.

• Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat.

• It is illegal to catch bullfrogs in a tomato patch.

• It is illegal to hunt whales.

• It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

Kentucky:

• In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

• Owensboro: A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. • It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

Louisiana:

• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".

• It is illegal to gargle in public places.

• It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

• It is illegal in Lafayette, Louisiana to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention, without a license.

• Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

• New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

Maine:

• After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

• In Augusta to stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

• In Portland shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

• In Waterville, Maine, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.

• It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland. • You may not step out of a plane in flight.

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                              Maryland:

• Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits.

• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

• In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.

• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get. • In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

• It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt -$10 fine.

• You cannot throw a bale of hay out of a second story window in Annapolis.

Massachusetts:

• At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

• Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle.

• Holyoke, Massachusetts, makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining.

• In Boston, Massachusetts it is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician.

• In Massachusetts, it is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday, regardless of emergencies. • In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.

• In Massachusetts, if you get caught eating peanuts in church, you can be jailed for up to one year.

• In Provincetown, Mass., it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.

• It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.

• It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

• It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits.

• Longmeadow: It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.

• Marlboro: It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. Silly string is illegal in the city limits.

• Newton: All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.

• No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

• Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.

Minnesota:

• A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.

• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

• In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.

• Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

• All bathtubs must have feet.

• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

• Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.

• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

• In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks.

• Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

• Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

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                              Mississippi:

• In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.

• It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. • Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of Main Street.

Missouri:

• Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

• Four women may not rent an apartment together.

• It is not illegal to speed.

• Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited.

Montana:

• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.

Nebraska:

• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

• A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service. • It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

• Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold

• Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and

 7 P.M.

Nevada:

• Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

• In Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures. • It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

New Hampshire:

• If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.

• New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

• You may not run machinery on Sundays.

New Jersey:

• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

• Bernard’s Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". • Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

• Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

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                              • In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

• In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.

• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

• Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

New Mexico:

• A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was defeated.

• In Albuquerque, New Mexico it is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs.

• Las Cruces: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

New York:

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

• Carmel: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

• Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

• Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, N.Y.

• During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

• In New York, you can teach your pet parrot to speak, but not to squawk.

• In New York City it's illegal to shake a dust mop out a window.

• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

• Jaywalking is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally.

• Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

• Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

• While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

North Carolina:

• Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

• Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

• In Asheville, North Carolina, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.

• In Raleigh, North Carolina, before a man asks for a woman's hand in marriage, he must be "inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman's family's property, to ensure a harmonious farm life."

• In Nags Head North Carolina you can be fined for singing out of tune for more than ninety seconds.

• Kill Devil Hills: You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.

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                              North Dakota:

• Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

• In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard.

• In Waverly you better not let your horse near the tub, since horses are prohibited from sleeping in them, as well as in the house.

• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio:

• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.

• Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.

• Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

• Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. • In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings.

• Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

• Fairview Park: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.

• It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. • Items left on a tree lawn become city property.

• Marion: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

• McDonald: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.

• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. • You may not run out of gas.

Oklahoma:

• A City Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

• Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

• In Bromide, Oklahoma it is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.

• In Oklahoma, people who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

• In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

• It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

• Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

• Tattoos are banned.

• Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Oregon:

• Dishes must drip dry.

• Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

• It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. • Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. • Myrtle Creek: One may not box with a kangaroo.

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                              • People may not whistle underwater.

• Salem: Women may not wrestle in Salem.

Pennsylvania:

• A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

• All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

• If a motorist sees a horse coming down the road, the driver must pull off to the side of the road and cover the vehicle with canvas. If the horse is still scared the driver must get out of his car and take it apart until the horse isn't scared anymore.

• It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

• In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags.

• Morrisville: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

• Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

• You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

Rhode Island:

• In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

• In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park.

• It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

South Carolina:

• By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. • Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

• Fountain Inn: Horses are to wear pants at all times.

• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

• Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold. • Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

• No work may be done on Sunday. An exception is that light bulbs may be sold.

• On Hilton Head Island, South Carolina it is illegal to shine a flashlight on a sea turtle • Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

• Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.

• Spartanburg: Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

South Dakota:

• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

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                              Tennessee:

• Driving is not to be done while asleep.

• Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

• Hollow logs may not be sold.

• In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

• It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

• It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

• Oneida: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."

Texas:

• A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours’ notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

• Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

• Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

• In Mesquite, Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts.

• It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

• There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.

• You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

Utah:

• Birds have the right of way on all highways.

• In Utah it is illegal to fish from horseback.

• In Utah, the husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

• It is illegal not to drink milk.

• Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

• Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

Virginia:

• Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

• Culpeper: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

• In Christiansburg, Va., it's illegal to imitate a police whistle.

• Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

• Swearing at someone over the phone in virginia is punishable by a $100 fine.

• There was once a law in Salem Virginia that made it illegal to leave home without knowing where you were going.

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                              Washington:

• All lollipops are banned

• In the state of Washington it's illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it. • Washington State doesn't allow fake wrestling.

• Wilbur: You may not ride an ugly horse.

West Virginia:

• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. • Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

• If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

• It is illegal to snooze on a train.

• It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM.

• Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Wisconsin:

• At one time, margarine was illegal.

• Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

• In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

• In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.

• In Wisconsin, after 3:00 a.m., you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive.

• In Wisconsin, it is illegal to cut a woman's hair or to kiss on a train.

• Racine: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Wyoming:

• Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.

• In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.

• You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

Sources:

http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/ http://www.dumblaws.com/

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